The odds of any one person winning $50,000 in the McDonald's Monopoly contest (ending next week) are 3,500,000,000 to 1.*
You are 4,729 times more likely to choke to death on your own vomit this year. Chances are, it will be on a Big Mac.
* That, is, if you believe that McDonald's has cleaned up their act and people on the inside aren't hoarding the winning game pieces for themselves anymore.